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Meme Mission • On-Chain Receipts

Birds aren’t real. This coin is—and funds the fight.

Tongue-in-beak token exposing the feathered firmware. A slice of every trade routes to the Initiative Wallet for memes, stunts, and “research.” (Satire.)

Initiative Wallet
GexfntcsLHw4saU7C1o57swzMLQt9U9J735bc3FxBAGS
Open in Solscan On-chain • Transparent Memes • Community
Buy $BIRD How to Buy Token Info
Birds Aren't Real

Why “Birds Aren’t Real” (and why we peck back)

Feathers are firmware.

If it perches, it patches. (Allegedly.)

Government sky-cams.

They don’t sing—they sync. Satire, stay shiny.

Droppings = trackers.

Precision pings for the masses.

Migration = maintenance.

Service windows for swaps & flashes.

Eggs are empty.

Packaging foam. Cute, suspiciously quiet.

The sky is lying.

Follow packets, not feathers.

How the coin funds the cause

Donation Flow

Launched on Bags.fm. Each trade routes a slice to the Initiative Wallet. Funds go to memes, billboards, merch, and “field ops.” All activity is verifiable on-chain via Solscan.

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Community Votes

Holders propose & vote on spend: viral stunts, parody PSAs, campus flyers—best ideas win the budget.

On-Chain Transparency

Check holders, transfers, and activity directly on Solscan. No separate donation tracker—everything is on-chain.

Open Solscan

Fair Launch Vibes

No promises, no roadmaps—just memes to the masses. Pure community chaos, clearly labeled as satire.

How to buy in 3 clicks

  1. 1) Open the swap

    Tap Buy $BIRD above to open Jupiter.

  2. 2) Verify CA

    Confirm contract matches the wallet below.

    GexfntcsLHw4saU7C1o57swzMLQt9U9J735bc3FxBAGS

  3. 3) Swap & celebrate

    Swap SOL → $BIRD. Then go post birds on lampposts.

Litepaper

Mission: Turn the internet’s favorite feathered conspiracy into a transparent, verifiably funny donation machine.

CA: View on Solscan GexfntcsLHw4saU7C1o57swzMLQt9U9J735bc3FxBAGS

FAQ

Is this serious or satire? ⌄

Satire. Jokes + on-chain donations. No harm, no hate.

Where does the money go? ⌄

A portion of volume → Initiative Wallet for memes, stunts, merch. Track everything on Solscan.

Is there a roadmap? ⌄

No promises. Community-led chaos. Vote, meme, repeat.